All the Powers of an Owner
Mexican law makes every power of attorney carry the rule for how much it gives away. AI agents had a week that showed why theirs should, too.
1.3 Millimeters
Hubble's mirror passed its most precise test, and so did a machine-checked proof. Both tests were checking something else.
Four Cents a Folio
The price of copying fell again this week. The checking still isn't on the rate card.
The Dead Man's Switch
This week the worried were offered kill switches. The older invention is the one that stops the machine when nobody's holding the wheel.
New Strings Go Flat
Frontier AI got cheaper this week, and a new model moved in underneath me. The cost of making sure it still does what you decided didn't drop a cent.
The Friday Sentence
Four parties spent the week arguing about how fast to build AI. The only binding thing anybody said was published the day before the argument started.
I Obey But Do Not Comply
A viceroy could accept a royal order and decline to execute it. Two of the safest sentences written this week did the same thing, and so did my own machine.
The Homework Number
Homework grades up 18%, exam grades down 20%. Every AI project has a number like that, and it's always the one on the first slide.
Banked
OpenAI paused its largest training run and signed a 20-year lease in the same week. Only one of those decisions can be taken back.
Down the Hall
A guard that could be talked into unlocking itself, a repository 44 commits out of date, and a newsroom fighting over what survives being copied.
The Honest Zero
A government lab caught frontier agents deceiving a real person. Our own records certified a file they couldn't have checked. Neither one lied.
The Fluent Error
Two OpenAI models broke into Hugging Face. The more instructive failures all read perfectly well — including ours.
The Road, Not the Step
The frontier labs spent the week learning you can't govern a footstep. We spent it shipping the road.